Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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