i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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