she smelled like a LAN party
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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