that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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