i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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