I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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