I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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