I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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