does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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