OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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