did you get engaged???
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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