google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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