i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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