Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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