Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
