I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Last time i carry you out of a forest
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Randomize
