Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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