Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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