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(714): View more from California

Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?

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(602): View more from Arizona

I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.

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(631): View more from New York

i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.

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(240): View more from Maryland

boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill

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(562): View more from California

I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra

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