Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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