you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I can't put those talents on a resume
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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