your room smells of hookers.
And success
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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