On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I have fence marks all over my body
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
is it fun? or sober?
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