so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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