If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
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Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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