You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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