I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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