Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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