Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
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Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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