Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
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