some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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