Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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