I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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