it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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