what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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