I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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