I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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