She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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