But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
