I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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