it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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