so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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