We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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