Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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