I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
