You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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