Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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