it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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