his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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