That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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