..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
There's always time for handjobs
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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