My nipple is on Facebook.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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