So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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