you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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