he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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