we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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